Thanx to all of u who visited my iland & read my last post & appriciated. i m little bit timid to say that it was personal, any ways who don't like the end plz read below & have blaster.....
Why do we all marry?
Bcoz romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Baap: Beta is bar tujhe exam me 90% lana hai !
Beta: Nahi Dad, mai to is bar 100% launga !!
Baap: Kyo Mazak kar rahe ho?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya tha ?
Wife: Mere Iradein Bade Nek Hai,
Aap 1000 Mein Ek Hain...
Banta: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai,
Pehle Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun Hai?
Dhirubhai from heaven : "Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna Reliance"
Mukesh : "Hello kon bol raha hai? Thik se sunai nahi deta..... Call me on my Airtel Mobile."