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| How do u CUT roads????? By LAUGHINGBecause "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste" Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!! Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata.....
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| 11:44 | 16/May/2008 |
| Some more Hi... Hi..... Ha... Ha... | |
| Friendship Friendship among women: A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friends' house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know about it. Friendship among men: A man doesn't come home at night. The next day he tells his wife he slept over at a friends' house. The woman calls ...
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| 11:36 | 16/May/2008 |
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| Hi..... all of u, remenber that little monster (in Bachpan & some more Bachpan). Yesterday she has hit another six...... but this time her Dad became the victim......She asked to her dad " hum shaadi kab karenge".....? sabke ghar main shaadi hoti hai, humare hi ghar main nahin hui aaj tak....Kiski???? pahele aap bade to ho jao???????To phi mummy k...
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| 15:25 | 13/May/2008 |
| HI---Hii---- Ha .. Ha | |
| Doctor Certified Certified that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursemen...
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| 17:01 | 8/May/2008 |
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| "Bahut door talak aya kissa mera, phir bhi tujhe se na nibhya gya rishta mera" She is still confused after receving his call.........." see u at 6:30 pm at same place ( where they use to meet earlier).Exactly it start with his call.......at that point of time she was at office working on some project & quite busy with discussion with her team, ph ...
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| 11:34 | 11/Apr/2008 |
| April Fool | |
| Yaar First April to gya par is baar sms dher saare aaye hain...... ( Matalab ki jam ke april fool bnaya dosto ne....... ) Kuchh aap logo se bhi share karne ka mood hai aaj...........PEPSI ke liye Kareena, THUMPSUP ke liye Akshay, FANTA ke liye Rani, COKE ke liye Ash.. tum tension mat lo HARPIC ke liye tumhe hee chunenge! Ur the best! Voh choom l...
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| 16:47 | 1/Apr/2008 |
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| Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu.. FOOL (Kya socha tha ki acchi si love story ya poem hogi??????)
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| 17:13 | 27/Mar/2008 |
| Some More Bachpan | |
| Yesterday this little monster had hit a six again: She ask for suji halwa in breakfast: Isme... ye chane (grams) mat dala kro..... mother just surprised" chane kahan hai?????" Ye dekho bowl main..................halwe main........... ( she means cashew & almonds) Mother was just sitting like a statue over there.
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| 12:45 | 15/Mar/2008 |
| Bachpan | |
| Abhi kal meri friend ki 4 year old beti apni maa ko bolti hai " mujhko madam (School Teacher) ne bola hai Gaajar khana Chahiye, sehat ke liye achha hai. Is liye aap mujhe gaajar ka halwa bna kar do."Par usme woh mat dalna Kya??? KishmishNahi, wo to daal do, woh mat dalna.Kya? doodh.....nahin woh bhi daal do.phir chini nahi daalun? nahin.. nahin... ...
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| 12:58 | 14/Mar/2008 |
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| Thanx to all of u who visited my iland & read my last post & appriciated. i m little bit timid to say that it was personal, any ways who don't like the end plz read below & have blaster..... Why do we all marry? Bcoz romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. Baap: Bet...
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| sahil | 13:47 | 16/May/2008 |
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| classic definitions and cool meanings |
| here are some classic definitions & cool meanings:->>1)cigarette: a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of>paper with fire at one end & a fool at>the other.>>2)love affairs: something like cricket where one day>internationals are more popular>than a five-day test.>>3)marriage: it's an agreement in which a man loses his>bachelor degree & a woman>gain...
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| monu g | 10:18 | 20/Apr/2008 |
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| MCP |
| “You didn’t bring along Sandhya” Ritu asked“No, I didn’t” Sachin replied“Why?” “I left her back home.”“Com’on you couldn’t be doing this.. Where is she?” Ritu sounded unconvinced“Why can't?.. I m the husband.. I can do what I want. Call me an MCP but I didn’t bring her along” Sachin teased her“Whats MCP?” she asked innocently“You don’t know that!”...
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| ajit S | 08:38 | 25/May/2007 |
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| Some Problem with ILAND |
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| Hi friends........ there is something wrong with my iland... its not allowing anyone to comment, write in my GB etc... i dont know how it is happening..m not even able to chane da settings..... tell me if u r also facing da same problem on my e mail id dynamicajit@rediffmail.com waiting 4 ur replies......... ur fr jeetu
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| Gopi Krishna | 01:22 | 7/May/2008 |
| Friends: (62)
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| Ant and the Grass Hopper |
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| The last post was about me in my last year of engineering where I stumbled upon to something which I never got. Life goes on, doesn’t it? No matter what happens to us personally. Things around us do not change as dramatically as we imagine at times. The air flows, sun shines, it rains and life goes on. After my midnight adventure and midnight wall ...
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| Kumar Ahuja | 15:45 | 30/Apr/2008 |
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| Love Quotes |
| "One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love." - Sophocles "Attention is the most basic form of love; through it we bless and are blessed." - John Tarrant "Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker "Sometimes love is stronger than a man's ...
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| anju singh | 10:48 | 30/Jan/2008 |
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| ONE MOMENT ..............single MOMENT |
| One of the ILanders said (i dont remember the name, i was surfing through) " Only people who have never loved or been loved try to define what is love, cause people who have loved or been loved they would not try even answering What is love."Actually she is right, in a way most philosophical and defining kind of statements would come only from peop...
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| sanjeev snehi | 01:07 | 31/Oct/2007 |
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| ‘Eating the Earth’! |
| Eating meat, dairy and eggs threatens our planet.You use much less land and water if you eat crops directly. Animals use most of the protein they eat to live, not 'grow' meat. So eating meat adds to water shortages, forest clearing, soil damage, use of oil-based pesticides - and climate change. "By 2050 the world's livestock will be consuming as m...
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| V T | 15:00 | 17/Apr/2008 |
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| Significant Names |
| The other day, one of wifey’s female friends had come visiting and the two women were giggling away to glory, cracking girlie jokes that the male of species is singularly incapable of understanding. Wifey’s friend had a son too; a real cute little bloke who was trying all his stunts to impress my 5 year old daughter. I asked his mom what the littl...
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| Vijit Vivek | 13:57 | 17/Mar/2008 |
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| STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R . If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party , a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her c...
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| Bole Toh | 17:06 | 9/Jan/2008 |
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| Symo, Bhajji and Lee..... A Triangular L... |
| Happy New Year!!!One more theory of reason of discontent between Andrew Symonds and Harbhajan singh and why it all started.Caution: The article below is reproduced from another site. If it seems too offensive for your taste, you can always watch Aastha Channel.The Inside Story The following in an account of the disturbing events that transpired in ...
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| ramnath rajaram | 13:46 | 15/May/2008 |
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| This is extremely good and I believe true in most cases !! Feb 21, 2008 10:55 amEmail from the boss Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff: It"s half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on... PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing... And who"s at w...
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| bulbultuk bu... | 17:18 | 8/Feb/2008 |
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| BULBUL CRAWLS In the tumultous whirlpool of abject middle class travails,your cute little skinny bulbul,fed by a meagre supply ofMOTHERS WHITE GOLD(milk in simpler terms)after all managed to crawl one fine day,dragging himself slowly,maybe a foot or two.With an innocent smile he raised his head and looked up at mom as if asking to be applauded for...
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| ajay rana | 21:37 | 29/Jan/2008 |
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| Consciousness in the Single Neuron |
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| Are the contents ofconscious perception tied to individual brain cells? Can we use singleneurons to determine someone’s subjective experience? A recent studiespublished in PNASsuggests otherwise: there are no specialized neuronsthat carry information about what enters awareness and what not. If oneholds the picture of a butterfly in front of one ey...
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| Thohe Pou | 19:51 | 15/May/2008 |
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| "Marriage is like a cage, one sees the birds desperate to get in, those inside desperate to get out" - Anonymous
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| Insignifican... | 11:37 | 15/May/2008 |
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| Fascinating Food Facts |
| These photographs, shot by Peter Menzel from the book "Hungry Planet,"were part of a previous Time Magazine story I posted about scienceconfirming the secret key to weight loss. They didn't include thesephotos in their article at the time, and only printed four of them inthe magazine.This is a fascinating look at what's on people'sdinner tables acr...
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| amar snh | 20:18 | 3/Apr/2008 |
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| Is it possible ? |
| Hi Friends,There are couple of Utopian ideas that keep taking twists and turns in my mind so very oftenI must admit these may sound totally outlandish or plain silly, specially to those of you with special bent of mind towards all things ScientificFirst of these is :- Is it possible for man to develop some sort of wings, of course mechanically a...
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| D B | 00:23 | 11/Mar/2008 |
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| Bye Forever.. |
| I met neha for the first time in mid 2007, she was my first friend on the internet. Then I was in my first job in ites sector, I offered her to come to Calcutta for a better treatment. Some things I need to tell u here. She came from a rich background. Her father was a businessman. When she was 21 he died in accident (the incident took place in the...
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| piyush kulsh... | 17:02 | 17/Apr/2008 |
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| sucess......... |
| HI !ALL FRIENDS i am glad to write you ,i shair to u about the success..Success is a word which is know and & liked by every one. to day evrey person want's the sucess,but success to only those person who really really work hard day to night,it is not for those person who not interested in their work ,means lazy type person could not get ...
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| Ranjan Sengupta | 15:25 | 24/May/2007 |
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| Physics and Music |
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| Can we define music? Most of us may agree that it is bourn by a time series, jointly or independently, of amplitude, frequency and complexity, three fundamental well-known parameters used in physics. This time series is the objective reality, or the fictional reality of physics. But obviously all such time series pertaining to auditory sensation ar...
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| INDER VIG | 11:31 | 14/May/2008 |
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| WISH U ENOUGH |
| I WISH YOU ENOUGH Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough".The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I ...
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| fun time | 07:21 | 18/May/2007 |
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| Of Movies |
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| Finally, I got to see the movie, Raincoat.Yes, I know, it's been ages since it was released.I loved it for it's simple theme(yeah,I know,its the Indian version of 'The gift of Magi'.Ash, I feel, has done a real good job and close to natural acting.The others in the list were-Delhi Heights,Provoked.'Provoked' too is a movie worth watching.Having kno...
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| atul | 10:28 | 26/Jun/2007 |
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| hi |
| visit my blog at blogs.ibibo/newthingsinlife and give your expert comments there
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| RAVINESH KUMAR | 13:34 | 13/May/2008 |
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| NAUKRI |
| NAUKRI(Urgent) Dear HRIt is hereby to knowledge yourself that my name is Ravinesh Kumar and I have completed Graduation (B.Com) from Magadh University Bodh Gaya. (Bihar) and completed three years of Practical Training under the supervision of The Institute of Chartered Accountants of India New Delhi and my course provides me with the skills and pra...
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| daniel ribero | 10:43 | 8/May/2008 |
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| Soulmate Connection |
| We know there are magical signs once we meet our soulmates face to face. Expect it to be not ordinary. Imagine a fairy-tale coming alive. Most certainly, there would be sparks flying, butterflies in the stomach, stuttered sentences, ease of communication, physical attractions, love-at-first-sights, answered prayers, love remembered from dreams; in ...
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| painful love | 22:49 | 23/Jun/2007 |
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| The Other woman |
| Can you tell the exact moment when you believe that you are in love? Can you tell that the person with whom you are in love is the same or will be the same person for the rest of your life? sound awkard? No, not at all. Its a perfectly logical question. I want to ask all those people who are in love right now and promise to marry that person no mat...
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| rohit sanyal | 22:02 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| Mere Gam Pe Yu Na Has......... |
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| Mere Gam Pe Yu Na has…… Mai akela , Jag se hara Besahara Jindage se ruthaEk ajnabee , Na kabhe ,Ye socha ke Jindage is kadar Ho jaege berukh MujheseMere Gam Pe Yu Na has…… Nadaan ,Pareshan chal niklaYuhi manjil ke talaash ke aurNa soch kar ke aage kya hogaBas jindage ke bahakte mod parKhada aaj Mai , soch me pada hu mai,Mere Gam Pe Yu Na has……...
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| BEST FRIEND | 07:05 | 15/May/2008 |
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| The Seventh Jar |
| Insatiable Appetite For The Seventh JarOnce a messenger walking past a tree heard a voice say: "Will you accept seven jars full of gold?" The messenger looked around, but could see no one. The offer was too good to refuse, so he cried aloud: "Yes, I shall accept the seven jars." At once the voice replied: "Go home, I have carried the jars to your h...
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| Prakash Adhi... | 16:21 | 13/Sep/2007 |
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| I Don't Want to Spoil the Party |
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| I don't want to spoil the party so I'll go,I would hate my disappointment to show,There's nothing for me here so I will disappear,If she turns up while I'm gone please let me know.I've had a drink or two and I don't care,There's no fun in what I do if she's not there,I wonder what went wrong I've waited far too long,I think I'll take a walk and loo...
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| prasadan kad... | 12:16 | 6/Sep/2007 |
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| George Carlin on age................. |
| George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're soexcit...
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| VirginatThirty | 23:56 | 15/May/2008 |
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| Oh God its Friday only, 2 whole days of work to go. Not that I have something planned on the weekends, all the more reason to have a drink or two. I’ll look out and say, its too hot, so I stay at home and then weekend’s gone in a flash. I went yesterday for an audit at a 5-star hotel and I was paid for it, cab fare. There I saw an old colleague w...
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| shanower | 12:28 | 19/Mar/2008 |
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| EK ROSHNI... |
| friends, today i am shareing my most favourite lines,(written by great shaayer) with all of you. hope u will like it....waiting for your's comments.... MUJHSE mil kar koi meri bekhudi se darr gaya,wo...andhere mein jiya tha, roshni se darr gaya,uske zehen-o-dil per kaabiz thi hawas ki aandhiya,pass aaya to meri paakizagi se darr gaya !!! HUM apni...
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| A M Daniel | 21:10 | 14/May/2008 |
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| Never ever give up |
| Don't give up.....One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.I went to the woods to have one last talk with God."God", I asked, "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"His answer surprised me..."Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?""Yes", I replied."When I pla...
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| vira | 11:29 | 2/May/2008 |
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| Regular cars are better Reasons why regular cars are far superior than Formula One racing cars No door... I mean, people have to climb in. Actually, ANYBODY can climb in and steal it. Pffft! No roof... The people who drive these things are left open to the elements. Like, even convertible cars have something you can pull over your head. No radio (A...
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| pankaj jain | 12:34 | 13/May/2008 |
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| petrol price |
| Over the weekend, I filled up my car's fuel tank, and I thought petrol has become really expensive after the recent price hike. But then I compared it with other common liquids and did some quick calculations, and I felt a little better. To know why, see the results below – you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are! Petrol (regu...
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| San | 16:37 | 25/Apr/2008 |
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| Lawyer Joke10 Husbands, Still a VirginA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how gr...
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| akhil roy | 21:25 | 8/Mar/2008 |
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| women's day |
| women's day women's day international women's day celibrate with full joy and say women's day women's day lets talk she likes the way respect for all is tip of the day blessing of all n hence the pray a heart of love n powerful ray survive the earth the last man day the women's day the women's day
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| Hardeep singh | 20:34 | 7/Apr/2008 |
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| COME HOME EARLY |
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| COME HOME EARLY……..Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?" Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour" Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour" "Oh", the little boy replied, with his head do...
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| Sensible Joker | 12:12 | 4/May/2008 |
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| Hi friends, how many times did you wish that you could hypnotize someone? Did you never wish desperately, “Oh, if I could hypnotize Mr/Ms/Mrs X/Y/Z...!!!” ??? It can be your teacher in school, your boss in office, your neighbour, your friends or enemies, even your sweetheart, or any hard-to-handle person… But we don’t get enough scope, ...
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| Vish Iyer | 22:01 | 4/May/2008 |
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| Stories we tell ourselves |
| The stories we tell ourselves daily affect our quality of life. Play close attention to these stories – question them to see if you feel like a victim and someone else is a villain. These stories can unleash of chain of thoughts that cause serious harm to your mental balance. Have made a list of such stories that run my mind everyday - T...
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